05/20/05 Holy frickin' crap! 2 freakin' years! It's been TWO YEARS since I've updated this piece of crap! But fear not! I am back, and this site I promise ou will be better than ever! That being said, enjoy some more non-updates for a little while, cause I'm at work right now! -Elijah

2/24/03 Hey everyone, it's me again. Things are starting to come together with the site, finally. We've done away with the FAQ page and replaced it with a gallery so that I can display my crap. Anyway, keep on checking back. See you all later. -Elijah

1/28/2003 Sorry folks that Penpy and I have been gone for so long, I'll be trying to make some new comics soon and put them up as well as working on the rest of the content, it's just that I've got two (crappy) jobs right now and school on top of that. More stuff will come soon! I swear! P.S. What do you think of the new look? -Elijah